It's a Primate Thing

At one point in college, I was wondering why it is that men seem so obsessed with penis size (for instance, the Godzilla remake: Size matters, quality doesn't) while most women really didn't seem to care. I explicated my theory to my friend Fiona, a bio major: Men can't measure how good they are in bed; there's no zero-to-60, no horsepower, no way to tell if they're being faked out. The only thing they can prove is size. I went on for a while like this.

Fiona said, "It's a display characteristic. It's like whichever baboon has the biggest, bluest butt. "

While I was contemplating this, she added,

"Why do you think it's purple?"

Who can argue with that?

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