The Original Suburban Kibble Story

This is the story that deserves to be an Urban Legend. It's not; I know the guy it happened to, and I watched the aftermath.

Around 1992 or 1993, there was a winter, and spring, where it rained or snowed every weekend for two months. One friday, there was a spectacular thunderstorm over the entire tri-state area. Jeff, my coworker, left work driving to Boston in an old Mazda sports car. He came back Monday in an even older Volvo with the following story:

He was crossing the Tappan Zee bridge in a driving rain when the cars ahead of him in his lane abruptly braked. He hit his brakes and managed to come to a stop. The large American station wagon behind him did not, and accordioned his small, Japanese, plastic car between the car in front and the Detroit Dinosaur. The station wagon then pulled into the other lane and disappeared into the storm. Nobody got a good look at the car, never mind the plates. His car is mangled, hit and run, and his insurance company gets pissy with him, Starts to look like he's going to get stuck for the money. He buys the Volvo as an approximate replacement.

On the first nice day after the accident, four or five days later, he went and looked more closely at his sad and crumpled car. Stamped into the plastic rear bumper was an impression of the station wagon's licence plate. He took some pictures, cut it out and sent it to the officer who'd taken the accident report.

Today's moral: Sometimes justice does work.

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