Biographical Information

I wasn't quite sure how to go about this. Version #1 had a little TOO much information about me. ("Then at age 13, I got this scar on my forehead. . .") Version #2 was, "I am a biped. For more info, mail me. "

I finally decided to go with the experts in the field of brief biographical information:
Playboy.

Without further ado, here's how I compare to Miss December '97:
NAME Sandy Bartholet Heather Kozar
BUST: 48 36
WAIST: 41 24
HIPS: 38 36
HEIGHT: 5'9" 5'8"
WEIGHT: 196 117
BIRTH DATE: 6/10/69 5/4/76
BIRTHPLACE: White Plains, NY Akron, OH
AMBITIONS: I always wanted to be larger than life To continue to be happy, healthy, and successful
TURN-ONS: Smart, strong women; second wave ska;good shoulders surprises, fun high-energy people and romantic evenings with my lover
TURN-OFFS: Stupidity, mediocre music Waiting in lines, unappreciative people, no sense of humor and tan lines
I WISH I HAD: Enough hair in front to grow it long again A dollar for every time I'm asked, "Are you related to Bernie Kozar?"
WHAT SHAKES ME UP: Ex-girlfriends, mostly Cab rides in Manhattan and commuter flights
MY WEAKNESS: Broken Freak Detector Alaskan King Crab Legs at Shooters in Cleveland
MY NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION: Try blacksmithing again, cook more meals at home To pamper myself and live life to the fullest!

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