I wasn't quite sure how to go about this. Version #1 had a little TOO much information about me. ("Then at age 13, I got this scar on my forehead. . .") Version #2 was, "I am a biped. For more info, mail me. "

I finally decided to go with the experts in the field of brief biographical information:
Playboy.

Without further ado, here's how I compare to Miss December '97:

NAME	Sandy Bartholet	Heather Kozar
BUST:	48	36
WAIST:	41	24
HIPS:	38	36
HEIGHT:	5'9"	5'8"
WEIGHT:	196	117
BIRTH DATE:	6/10/69	5/4/76
BIRTHPLACE:	White Plains, NY	Akron, OH
AMBITIONS:	I always wanted to be larger than life	To continue to be happy, healthy, and successful
TURN-ONS:	Smart, strong women; second wave ska;good shoulders	surprises, fun high-energy people and romantic evenings with my lover
TURN-OFFS:	Stupidity, mediocre music	Waiting in lines, unappreciative people, no sense of humor and tan lines
I WISH I HAD:	Enough hair in front to grow it long again	A dollar for every time I'm asked, "Are you related to Bernie Kozar?"
WHAT SHAKES ME UP:	Ex-girlfriends, mostly	Cab rides in Manhattan and commuter flights
MY WEAKNESS:	Broken Freak Detector	Alaskan King Crab Legs at Shooters in Cleveland
MY NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION:	Try blacksmithing again, cook more meals at home	To pamper myself and live life to the fullest!

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